Telegraph Fantasy Football Password - 29th August

The password is BULL

The Deep End is Open

Its finally happened. The weather became nice and i got the swimming pool out. It took about 8hours to fill up and a bit longer than that for me to try and get all the wrinkles out of the floor(i never achieved this).

So Saturday morning it was speedos on an away i went. I jumped in and all that could be heard was foul language as it was freezing. To restore my pride i should have put socks down the speedos to counteract the effect of the cold water.

Then i tried to get on my inflatable tyre. Something not very easy. I kept falling off it and not learning, so trying it again. Luckily i think i entertained the street with my comedy.

I then decided against the tyre and used the lilo. I happily floated and suckled like a pig on it. I am sure the sight of me lying on a lilo added thousands to the value of the houses on my street. Or, if Greenpeace had a rainbow warrior road version they would have been up my house.

Just to clear up the above.....and to not ruin the bank holiday for everyone with an image they didn't want......i didn't wear speedos, i was commando.

Sat At BPP Bristol

Bank Holiday Mondays....the time for relaxtion and getting drunk.
Not for me though. I woke up at 6.30am and drove to Bristol to sit a mock exam. I am currently sat at the pc waiting for the debrief. I just want to go home and drink.

I am taking the opportunity of a keyuboard that actually works properly to edit my blog. the problem is in my poor exscuse of a life i sit here and dont really have anything to say...TYPICAL.

Looking at the amount of corrections i have made to this post too, it would appear that even if my laptop keyboard did work properly i am still an illeterate sh1t that can not type.

Discount Clothes - H&M Vouhcer

Catch Up

My laptop has packed up so i am using an old one that is a bit slow and the keys dont work properly, so apologies for the errors.

I havent been up to much really. I have been studying for Top CIMA so havent had chance to update the site.

It was the anniversary of my dads death last week so it was all a bit somber and miserable. Missing you Dad.

Good news though.....The sun is out so i have put the pool up in the garden. Its 12ft wide and i cant wait to go for a dip. (picture to follow).

Back from Hols

So i am back off my holiday and i am glad to say that i decided against the mankini or the thong. Thought i would let you all know about the place and the most memorable thing from the stay.

Hotel Angela
The hotel was very nice. It was clean, the food was good, staff friendly, location good and pool okish. We didn't see any of the entertainment but other people thought it was rubbish.

I suppose the best bit was the half board food. Breakfast was good and did English sausages. Evening Meals were good quality and the selection was great. I suppose there was never a question about me eating lots.....but i can safely say i more than broke even during my stay.

A couple of gripes about the hotel though. First off, we asked for a quiet room and it would appear that there definition of quiet is to put you high up. If you end up with rooms 1-9 on each floor it will not be quiet.

Second, is the pool. This looked big in the picture but isn't. No Kids allowed clearly means no fun as lilos were banned.

Now for my best bits(not my ass and man boobs)
1. Costa Del Brummie.
Hundreds of them everywhere but there were two that stick in my mind. They were in our hotel and were very thick. She was massive and had green bikini that made her look like Disney's flubber. The thing that makes me laugh though is she wouldn't let her bloke speak and she very kindly at the top of her voice discussed her contraceptive pills with the whole of the swimming pool. He did speak once to say that it looked like it was going to be a hot day. No SHIT....Its been 35 degrees for the last week......move over Michael Fish. (maybe i can see why he is not allowed to speak)

2. The Pool Run
Due to the small pool, loungers were in short supply. The doors to the pool were locked until 9am and people queued by the door. I am sorry to say that i was one those people, but it gave me an opportunity to discuss pointless rubbish with people i didn't know or likely to ever see again. The amazing bit was the run when the door opened. Seeing grown men running and pushing each other to get the beds is a strange site. Maybe we could get it into the 2012 Olympics (Germans would win)

3. Shooting Stars
On Sunday night the earth crossed a meteor field so there were lots of shooting stars. At 37000 feet we had an ideal view to watch and it didn't disappoint.

So overall the holiday was a great break. I would recommend the hotel to everyone but wouldn't go back as i think there are far to many places to go before i need to visit there again.

The Results

Thanks for the votes on my next film. I am off to watch the transformers.

The next vote is for favourite comedy. This will help me plan my comedy marathon once my exams are over.

Peacocks Voucher Codes

Thought i would post this for anyone that wants it. I am on holiday at the time of the offer but you can all feel free to use the voucher. Its only for Peacocks but it saves you money so could be worth a look.

Up the Revolution

Work have very kindly blocked my blog so i am not able to access the thing until i get home. They have also blocked facebook so it looks like i will have to start doing some work. Apparently social networking is not allowed.

As i am not able to access it till i get home on my old laptop (new one broke) updating will be in the evening and not in the day (sorry Aron).

I am also off on my hols so i wont be updating the site (probably) until i am back. So enjoy thinking of me in my Mankini suckling on the beach. See you all soon.

Whilst i am away start the revolution to get me access at work. Fascist B@stards