Back from Hols

So i am back off my holiday and i am glad to say that i decided against the mankini or the thong. Thought i would let you all know about the place and the most memorable thing from the stay.

Hotel Angela
The hotel was very nice. It was clean, the food was good, staff friendly, location good and pool okish. We didn't see any of the entertainment but other people thought it was rubbish.

I suppose the best bit was the half board food. Breakfast was good and did English sausages. Evening Meals were good quality and the selection was great. I suppose there was never a question about me eating lots.....but i can safely say i more than broke even during my stay.

A couple of gripes about the hotel though. First off, we asked for a quiet room and it would appear that there definition of quiet is to put you high up. If you end up with rooms 1-9 on each floor it will not be quiet.

Second, is the pool. This looked big in the picture but isn't. No Kids allowed clearly means no fun as lilos were banned.

Now for my best bits(not my ass and man boobs)
1. Costa Del Brummie.
Hundreds of them everywhere but there were two that stick in my mind. They were in our hotel and were very thick. She was massive and had green bikini that made her look like Disney's flubber. The thing that makes me laugh though is she wouldn't let her bloke speak and she very kindly at the top of her voice discussed her contraceptive pills with the whole of the swimming pool. He did speak once to say that it looked like it was going to be a hot day. No SHIT....Its been 35 degrees for the last week......move over Michael Fish. (maybe i can see why he is not allowed to speak)

2. The Pool Run
Due to the small pool, loungers were in short supply. The doors to the pool were locked until 9am and people queued by the door. I am sorry to say that i was one those people, but it gave me an opportunity to discuss pointless rubbish with people i didn't know or likely to ever see again. The amazing bit was the run when the door opened. Seeing grown men running and pushing each other to get the beds is a strange site. Maybe we could get it into the 2012 Olympics (Germans would win)

3. Shooting Stars
On Sunday night the earth crossed a meteor field so there were lots of shooting stars. At 37000 feet we had an ideal view to watch and it didn't disappoint.

So overall the holiday was a great break. I would recommend the hotel to everyone but wouldn't go back as i think there are far to many places to go before i need to visit there again.