What a F***ing Shit Hole (not St Andrews)

I work in quite possibly one of the worst looking buildings in the whole of the UK. It makes the Rotunda in Birmingham look like a palace. Inside is no better. The lifts make random floors up, jolt and have more breakdowns than Mariah Carey. I suppose the one saving grace is the view. I can see across the whole of the city from the 15th Floor and can even see my beloved England.

On Friday I was stood waiting for a lift on the 15th Floor. Then this guy came and really annoyed me. Not only would the longhaired Muppet not stand still, pacing up and down whilst waiting for the lifts, he then after three minutes of waiting went and pressed the lift button.

I stood there thinking.....if only I would have thought of doing that. The bloody thing is lit up you idiot, which means I pressed it.

Then to make things worse he kept pressing it. So here is a message to that Muppet

"take the F***ing Stairs you Tit"