Friday.
I am currently suffering from a killer dose of the man flu, an illness that has crippled many a man and country. The power of the illness is under estimated by the females who do not understand how what appears to be snivels is actually potentially a killer. Currently I feel as though my head is going to explode due to the amount of snot in my nose. After twenty consecutive sneezes I get the sympathy that I deserve with Tammy making me a drink and then a nice warm bath.
Saturday.
Man Flu has now fully taken over me. The sudafed appears to only be working for about an hour. Not sure I will make it through the rest of the day at the moment. Apparently the man flu is not just affecting me. Tammy mentioned she has had a lack of sleep due to my snoring. I personally don’t see what the problem is. Maybe one-day man flu will genetically modify and be able to be caught by a female. Then she will know why I was snoring.
Sunday.
The man flu is on the way out. My nose has stopped running and I think I can finally start to function again, I think I might get out of bed today and pop to spar to get some strongbow, or I might ask someone else to go as I don’t want to rush my recovery as the sympathy is nice.
I have just had a text from my friend Guv from Bromsgrove and he is also suffering with man flu. My thoughts are with him and his family during this difficult time.
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