Missed doing this and false promises before are now over. Here goes so look out world.
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The Deep End is Open
Its finally happened. The weather became nice and i got the swimming pool out. It took about 8hours to fill up and a bit longer than that for me to try and get all the wrinkles out of the floor(i never achieved this).
So Saturday morning it was speedos on an away i went. I jumped in and all that could be heard was foul language as it was freezing. To restore my pride i should have put socks down the speedos to counteract the effect of the cold water.
Then i tried to get on my inflatable tyre. Something not very easy. I kept falling off it and not learning, so trying it again. Luckily i think i entertained the street with my comedy.
I then decided against the tyre and used the lilo. I happily floated and suckled like a pig on it. I am sure the sight of me lying on a lilo added thousands to the value of the houses on my street. Or, if Greenpeace had a rainbow warrior road version they would have been up my house.
Just to clear up the above.....and to not ruin the bank holiday for everyone with an image they didn't want......i didn't wear speedos, i was commando.
So Saturday morning it was speedos on an away i went. I jumped in and all that could be heard was foul language as it was freezing. To restore my pride i should have put socks down the speedos to counteract the effect of the cold water.
Then i tried to get on my inflatable tyre. Something not very easy. I kept falling off it and not learning, so trying it again. Luckily i think i entertained the street with my comedy.
I then decided against the tyre and used the lilo. I happily floated and suckled like a pig on it. I am sure the sight of me lying on a lilo added thousands to the value of the houses on my street. Or, if Greenpeace had a rainbow warrior road version they would have been up my house.
Just to clear up the above.....and to not ruin the bank holiday for everyone with an image they didn't want......i didn't wear speedos, i was commando.
Sat At BPP Bristol
Bank Holiday Mondays....the time for relaxtion and getting drunk.
Not for me though. I woke up at 6.30am and drove to Bristol to sit a mock exam. I am currently sat at the pc waiting for the debrief. I just want to go home and drink.
I am taking the opportunity of a keyuboard that actually works properly to edit my blog. the problem is in my poor exscuse of a life i sit here and dont really have anything to say...TYPICAL.
Looking at the amount of corrections i have made to this post too, it would appear that even if my laptop keyboard did work properly i am still an illeterate sh1t that can not type.
Not for me though. I woke up at 6.30am and drove to Bristol to sit a mock exam. I am currently sat at the pc waiting for the debrief. I just want to go home and drink.
I am taking the opportunity of a keyuboard that actually works properly to edit my blog. the problem is in my poor exscuse of a life i sit here and dont really have anything to say...TYPICAL.
Looking at the amount of corrections i have made to this post too, it would appear that even if my laptop keyboard did work properly i am still an illeterate sh1t that can not type.
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